Blue Tiny Hand wtf



guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you


foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck


(Source: naotohime)



professor-goodwitch:

Yep pretty much it

professor-goodwitch:

Yep pretty much it



" not having any of your shit today."

" not having any of your shit today."


rwby-rose:

I’m scared if they’re actively seeking out and killing people who left the White Fang though because uM

image


i-am-kachinonai:

RWBY weapons be likeimage


aurayafrost:


"You’re gonna be cool, right?"

I like this guy

aurayafrost:

"You’re gonna be cool, right?"

I like this guy


Gus: Welcome to the Rooster Teeth podcast! This week featuring...
Lindsay: ...I am Lindsay Jones now.
Michael: Michael Jones.
Gavin: Gavin Jones.
Michael: No.
Gavin: One day.

shrieking-affliction:

disgustinghuman:

orchiddust:

Robot meets other robot…

"I must say that your face sounds familiar…"

That was real cute

Look at this.  This is the start of pokemon robots as pets, I swear it.


spicy-vagina-tacos:

chilled:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

 Glow Blog 

What The Fuck


(Source: condescendist)


hellothisisgay:

Don’t let tumblr trick you into thinking that the moon is not gay


bagmilk:

tyelr:

bagmilk:

my fucking niece won’t stop crying god she’s such a fucking baby

How old is she

one and a half

(Source: heteroh)