Blue Tiny Hand wtf




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The lobster’s claw is sharp as knives
Evil feasts on human lives
The Holy Roman Empire roots for you


(Source: killmymemories)


tobecomeaprince:

a character i like: aw cutie

a lady character i really like: beautiful princess baby child of my heart

a dude character i really like: fuckin nerdlord


quickweaves:

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

this post wont die 


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ryanbae:

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - (String Quartet Tribute )

seriously the most beautiful thing ever just listen to it


wishtorious:


college kids:

Tru

wishtorious:

college kids:

Tru

(Source: ix-xxiv)


no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code


tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH


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She asked me, “Son, when I grow old,
Will you buy me a house of gold?
And when your father turns to stone,
Will you take care of me?”

I will make you queen of everything you see,
I’ll put you on the map,
I’ll cure you of disease.

(Source: unclefather)


I Hate My Fuckening Life And I Hate The FUCK Government

naighikariyami:

Dat Hawkeye move.

naighikariyami:

Dat Hawkeye move.


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thepromiseyouwillkeep:

Where Did The Party Go by Fall Out Boy (Save Rock and Roll)

You know I only wanted fun.
Then you got me all fucked up on love.